Archives for December 2013

Confession Day

Every now and then I take a day to confess some things publicly here on the inter webs that are typically things I should keep to myself.  I usually come to the realization that this truly is a sharing moment after I look in the mirror at my appearance or confess to a friend via text at just how humorous the whole situation is.  I’m normally a hot mess 97.6% of the time.  That’s pretty high.

I present to you my last confession of 2013:  Just this morning I finally changed out of the puke stained, beyond smelly tshirt I wore to dinner Sunday night and then had the worst case of food poisoning in ever.  Insert brief backstory:  I went to dinner with some friends Sunday night at a nice little restaurant.  Yes, I did in fact wear a tshirt to a nice restaurant because that is my standard attire.  To help my case just a bit the first tee I was wearing initially, did get puked on by a Kelley child who was having issues with taking Tylenol…for the love…right before I was suppose to leave.  Although I’m not sure if that tee was really that much nicer than the second tee. but I digress.  I wasn’t feeling great after dinner so I went to bed shortly after getting home.  At 11pm I woke up abruptly and proceeded to be violently sick until around 5am.  It was a long, long night.  I will spare you all the details, but there was lots of sweating and what’s that saying about “burning a candle at both ends”…is that even right…could that be applied to this situation?!?!  I think so.  I know it means you’re working really hard, but I think it could be applied to severe food poisoning as well…if you know what I mean…wink, wink, nod.  Violently sick.  The worst ever.  It was bad.  So bad that even though I didn’t get physically sick at all after 5am on Monday, it completely wiped me out for the day.  Josh had to take off work and I spent most of the day in bed.  This morning as I stood staring at my puke stained shirt and tangled hair with bits of dried vomit and sticky chocolate cake from dinner, I realized I had to confess to someone…AKA…you guys…I have zero shame.

As I was showering this morning I also realized, to your surprise, my kids have not been bathed in an ungodly, ungodly amount of time.  Typically I go with just a single ungodly, but apparently where some people take the holidays to fancy up their kids which includes bathing, I take it as an extended vacation on not bathing my kids.  Amon’s hair?  A hot flippin’ mess.  Now I did spray it down with a squirt bottle to give him his recent “holiday hair”…also known as his curly mullet, but other than that, yeah, it’s bad.  To combat my bad mothering hygiene, I would like to say they did each get a new bath puff in their stockings in hopes of kick-starting one of my 2014 resolutions:  Better bath hygiene for the Kelley kids.  Geez.  We’re kind of a wreck around here.

I’m still feeling weak and not up for eating much of anything which does have it’s perks.  I’ve already kickstarted my 2014 weight loss goal.  Boom.  What’s that saying about being “one good stomach bug away from your goal weight”?  Mine needs to be along the lines of “two good violently sick food poisonings away from my goal weight.”  Josh had to go back to work so I had to suck up my nauseous pity party and dig my heels into the day.  I feel like I already punched the day in the face since I changed my shirt and took a shower.  I almost feel like I should quit while I’m ahead, but I may shoot for “overachiever status” and do some other crazy things like bath my kids, rewash the washer full of already pre washed twice now clothes, fold the ginormous pile of laundry in our bedroom floor and put said already already washed clothes sitting in our washer into the drier after they are washed again for the third time.

I must admit, I feel better…not physically, but it’s just nice to confess every now and then.  Now I’m off to wrangle Amon who over the course of the last 48 hours has helped himself to far too many treats from our treat drawer without us knowing because he can now perch himself just right on the drawer of our stove, see into the treat drawer and help himself.  No joke…not even kidding…I just heard what could only be unmistakingly the sound of jelly beans being dropped all over our kitchen floor.  Also our kids have watched so much TV lately…we’re in survival mode…and Sol just told Huddy, “Huddy, I’m getting you the NoNo Pro for your birthday.”  The joys of fine parenting.  Peace out 2013.

Happy Tuesday.

2014 {I Welcome You}

I have to be honest, I have started to actually completely dig a new year.  I know it means another year has gone…time has continued to fly and again, I am another year older, but  I’m excited about what all 2014 possibly holds for our family and for me as a wife and mom and artist.  The possibilities feel  endless and things that normally would feel impossible feel delightfully possible.  It’s all very exciting…so many things on the horizon.

Next week I will have more information for you on craft nights.  Eeek.  I might possibly throw up, but hey, throwing up is better than sitting on dreams right?!?!  Right.  At least that’s what I’m telling myself.  Now someone pass the plastic puke bin please.

I made this 6×6 monogram canvas for a Christmas gift and had a few requests.  If you would like to order one, just shoot me a message HERE.  They are $50 plus $5 shipping and you get to pick the color scheme and letter.

I’m hoping to get back into my regular groove of things around here.  Christmas and all it’s joyful irregularities has really taken a toll on my life’s routine, but in this really great, “Wear-your-PJs-all-day, snack-and-nap-and-work-puzzles-and-cruise-the-interwebs-and-only-shower-every-other-day” kind of way.  Did you just understand all that jargon?  If so, we are totally on the same recovery plan from the holidays.  We can be each other’s accountability.  I need it.

Here’s to a new year and a fantastic Monday!

Christmas ShakeDown

Christmas made me semi MIA.  If you follow me on Instagram you know what we’ve kind of been up to.  I’m pitterpatterart if you want to follow along.  It’s kind of sad how few pictures I took with my real camera.  It was a wild and crazy Christmas Eve and Day.

Festive running shoes…yes, please.

For our Christmas Even kindness advent we took in our neighbor’s trash can.  It was freezing, but we rocked it in just our jams.

Yesterday we were going to gift a store worker with a gift card and I totally forgot.  So the gift card is still in my purse and hopefully we’ll surprise someone today instead.  And that will end our kindness advent which was leading us up to Christmas.  So until next year.  Kind of excited to think through all the possibilities for next year.

So how was your Christmas?  Do anything exciting…get any crazy thoughtful gifts?  This is the best picture I got of the kids. Can you imagine what the other ones look like if this is the best?!?!  Yeah, they’re amazing.

We typically try and make cookies for Santa, but this year we opted out.  The amount of germs and finger licking that goes into kid made cookies was too much for this year.  We opted for just slicing off a piece of cake for good ole’ Saint Nick instead.  Harper deliberated between Bunny’s Cake and Chocolate Bavarian Torte.  She went with Bunny’s Cake in the end and Josh was very pleased.

Christmas Eve ended up being a super weird night because Josh and I were actually in bed by like 9:30 #neverhappens But the weird part came at 11pm.  The kids had gone to sleep around 7 and Huddy awoke at 11pm, came down stairs, saw that Santa had come and just assumed it was Christmas morning.  Never mind it was still dark.  He then went upstairs and woke Sol and Harper up and told them all about Santa’s arrival.  Next thing we know, they are all down stairs beside our bed declaring it’s Christmas morning.  We were so confused.  I then had to explain it was still Christmas Eve and they still had a good 7-8 hours of sleep left.  2 hours later and three more occasions of excited Kelley children showing up beside our bed and I was wishing Santa brought a time telling book and clocks for each child.

Opening presents at our house was super fun this year.  Everyone was really excited.  Each kiddo received three gifts.  I later asked what their favorite was.

Harper:  Our Generation Willow Doll

Hudson: Navy Seals MP5 submachine gun (he wasn’t specific at all…ha)

Solomon:  Crossbow

Amon had kind of domesticated Christmas and loved it.  He can vacuum, dust bust, sweep and push a baby with the best of them.

Speaking of Amon, as I fixed what I have deemed his “holiday hair” I decided Josh was right and a haircut is in his near future.  I mean, really, nothing says Happy Birthday baby Jesus more than a toddler with a mullet.

And the rest of our Christmas was full of more presents…giving & receiving…and yummy food and family and amazing friends and the constant reminder of God’s goodness and mercy.

I was very well aware it was coming and yet I’m surprised it’s already gone.  It was kind of weird this year for me and it all took me by surprise really.  I kind of thought last year would have been the hardest year, but as Courtney and I talked about on Christmas Eve, this Christmas was definitely the hardest and it really caught me off guard.  Like who goes into a full on 30 minute weep session after watching Jim Carrey’s version of the Grinch?!?!  I was a tad disappointed in myself.  I feel like I should have saved the weeping for the reading of the Christmas story from Luke or that Amon is celebrating another Christmas with us or maybe for our kids sweet faces on Christmas morning, but no, I just want to save my good tears for Jim.  But it was a place where joy and sadness coexisted.  Where people rallied around hearts and ate delicious chili together.  Who knew right?!?!  It was a very different and strange and hard and joyous Christmas.  Nothing like I expected, but as always His love and grace and mercy showed up to saturate our lives in the best way.  And in a way no one really expected…a baby.

Hope you all had a Merry Christmas.

Happy Thursday!

December 21, 22 & 23

Seriously, Christmas is Wednesday.  I can’t believe it’s about to be here, over and done.  Craziness.

For Saturday’s kindness advent we babysat.  And it just so happened it worked out just right for us to babysit sweet Delaney and for her momma and daddy to enjoy a little dinner and shopping.  This was kind of one of those advents that is completely awesome in the fact that Delaney is seriously like the easiest baby ever, Courtney bought us pizza and we got to watch lots of Christmas shows on their cable.  What, what!  I sent several texts telling them to take their time coming home because Harper and I were enjoying our girl time and their cable tv.  Kindness is so hard sometimes.

Yesterday’s was pretty simple.  Small Kroger gift cards + empty Kroger shopping carts = hopefully surprised Kroger shoppers. The end.

For today’s advent we are taking some friends a recipe for dinner and all the ingredients.  And it’s a really simple recipe too.  The simpler, the better…in my opinion.

Tomorrow we will be taking in our neighbors trash cans.

In other Christmasy news…we started off our first day of Christmas break with donuts.  So delightfully yummy and sprinkled to perfection.  God bless Krispy Kreme for being open on Mondays when our Shipley’s is closed.

We had our first little Christmas family fun yesterday with my brother Chris’ family.  Each kiddo got one present.  They took turns opening and the current opener got to sit on the couch while everyone watched.  It was really cute.  It’s hard to express the deep sadness that goes along with watching these kids and knowing how much Mom would have just loved this year.  How crappy it is that she never met Amon.  Makes me weepy.  Holidays are kind of like that now…joy and sadness mixed together.

Tomorrow the festivities continue.  And we press right on into Christmas day.  I’m doing a little last minute crafting and grocery shopping today.  Makes me a bit giddy.  Hope you enjoy your eve before Christmas eve.

Happy Monday.

December 20

Today for our kindness advent we took cookies and treats to our pediatrician’s office.  Here’s the deal people…our pediatrician is the bomb dignity.  I remember when I first found out I was pregnant with Harper one of the first things my mom told me was she had the perfect pediatrician as a client of hers.  She told me I HAD to use him…she was pretty much putting her “mom” foot down.  I’ve always been a little stubborn and told her I’d think about it.  The more I read and heard from others about Dr. Eidson, I quickly realized Mom was right.  And I have since been just thrilled to have him care for all our kiddos.  His entire office is crazy awesome.  They are kind and loving and caring.  They totally deserve cookies.

All the kids started out helping with the baking, but then there was some fighting and tears and gnashing of teeth and yeah, then some kids were sent to bed.  It started off all magical and sweet and ended with me wanting to curse.  It’s not really Christmas until there’s crying and cursing right?!?!?!

Amon still completely loves the kitchen aid mixer which is easily my favorite baking utensil along with my cookie scoop.

For tomorrow’s kindness we are babysitting.  Yeah, Harper and I are pretty pumped about having a baby girl in our care for a bit.

So I’m pretty excited about the weekend.  I have dinner planned with some sweet friends tonight.  And Harper’s last day of school was today.  I just sat in Susan’s classroom thinking how light I felt.  I have almost all my shopping done and not one thing on my to-do list.  I have a few projects in mind and all of Harper’s end of school stuff is finished with.  It just feels good.  Light.  I like it.  Huddy, Sol and I are currently laying on the couch watching Monster University.  I like today a lot.  Here’s to a fantastic weekend.  Hope everyone enjoys it.

Happy Friday.

December 19

Today for our kindness advent we asked Ms. Flowers about some supplies she needed for her class, went shopping and then delivered them this morning…bright and early…and in PJs.  We completely adore our teachers and want to make sure they know how much we appreciate all they do.  I think this advent will forever remain on the list.

Tomorrow we are delivering cookies and goodies to our pediatricians office.  They take really good care of our kiddos and that totally deserves a cookie.

In other random news…Amon is still randomly falling asleep.  I made Josh watch some fainting goat videos on youtube the other night and we just laughed and laughed.  It’s so Amon.  He loves to lay on our floor vents when the heat comes on and the other day he just fell right asleep.  I love him.

We couldn’t remember what our elf’s name was from last year, so we just re-named him.  Meet Frody.  Huddy came up with it and Harper said she preferred Brody, but we just rolled with it.  He forgets to move…like a lot.  I’m always like, “He must just be tired.”  AKA Josh and I are tired…and forgot.

Christmas lights and letting our kids hang out our van windows like yahoos?  Yes, please.  Before I get emails, these were lights in a little camp ground…not out on a road.  #safetyfirst

I’m still running.  I haven’t been posting about it because I just never remember.  Lately we’ve been braving some cold weather, but cold running is always best with friends.

Susan may win the award for the gift our boys absolutely flip out over this year.  She found army coveralls in their size at a local army surplus store and then went through all their old military patches.  She even found a “Hudson” and a “Kelley”…no Solomon, but he won’t care…he gets his last name…even spelled correctly.  While sewing on the patches I got just down right excited.  They are going to absolutely love these.  I’m thankful for creative, fun friends who love my kids like they are her own.

Speaking of crazy boys…these two have been cracking me up lately.  I took this picture in a store the other day and right after they had an intense conversation about playing weenie ninjas when they got home.  I have no words…and no clue.

And I saves the best for last.  My cousin Rebecca sent me a text yesterday that included this picture and it said, “I asked Grant to write down his iPod password.”  Grant is the sweetest kid and a huge baseball fan and loves Jesus.  I laughed out loud…and continued to laugh every time I looked at it.

That’s it for today.  See you tomorrow.

Happy Thursday.

December 18

Today for our kindness advent we preloaded all those trinket and gumball machines outside our local grocery store.  This was rather quick and fun.  And I did let the boys each use one quarter.  They both chose skittles.  Huddy was all like, “These Skittles sure are hard.”  I was all like, “Yeah, that’s called stale.”

I love doing all these different things with them.  I love talking it over and discussing…like how we would feel if we were the ones who found all the quarters in the machines.  It’s fun to hear what they are thinking.

Tomorrow we are taking some school supplies Ms. Flowers needs to her classroom.  Anything that involves Susan is sure to be fun.

And two quick things.

1)  Today is elf day at Harper’s school.  How flippin’ fun right?!?!  Josh was working out of town most of last week and Harper was pretty sad one night when she was going to bed.  She was missing him bad.  To make her smile as I left her room I sang part of Buddy’s Christmas gram from the movie Elf.  “I love you, I love you, I love you.”  My voice getting higher and higher.  No smile from Harper, but through her tears and without missing a beat she replied with, “Oooh!  What’s a Christmas gram?  I want one.”

And yes, we are the people who still have pumpkins on our porch.  We’re dual celebrating.

And 2)  Today and tomorrow are bake days.  We have lots of baked goodness to share because…cough, cough…baked goods can change the world.  Today was gooey butter cake, nutter butter balls, oreo balls (which are nutter butter balls just subbed oreos) and chocolate chip brownie Oreo cups (smushed break & bake chocolate chip cookie dough in a muffin tin, then an oreo on top of that and then a spoon full of brownie mix…bake 15 minutes @ 350…yeah, that.)  Tomorrow we’re rockin’ snickerdoodles, chewy M&M cookies and Andes mint cookies.  Can I get a Amen?  God bless baked goods.

Happy Wednesday!

December 17

I cannot believe Christmas is only a week away.  Which leaves us with only 8 kindness advents left.  For today’s, we bought lunch for the person behind us in the Chick-fil-a drive thru.  I actually was cracking myself up as I stared creepily at the lady behind us.  The line was long since it was lunch time, so I had quite the time to inspect her.  I am officially stalker qualified.  She seemed to really have it together.  Cute hair and sunglasses.  I liked when she put her eye drops in.  I was ridiculously enamored.  We had our windows rolled down and from the way, way back came a whispering voice, “Mom, what if she hears us talking about her?”  I laughed and told Hudson there was no way the lady would hear us.  He then proceeded to yell at the top of his lungs, “Hey lady behind us.  We’re going to buy your lunch.”  Yeah.

Amon was in full on sleep mode, which is kind of a given.  He is also rockin’ sweat pants.  And his hair may be getting a tish out of control.  The other day we were at a birthday party and I looked over at him walking through the party and realized he looked a tad homeless.  A) Maybe I should dress him in real pants and not mainly in sweat pants or no pants at all.  And B)  He may need to get at least a trim.  When his hair is wet its so long down his back.  He would make a beautiful girl.

Tomorrow we will be loading up those trinket and bubble gum machines outside of Kroger with quarters.  My kids are pumped…mainly because they are hoping I give them a quarter too.  We’ll see.

And thank you so much to everyone who shopped my key fob sale this morning.  You guys are crazy amazing.  All the orders that have already been paid via paypal are actually already at the post office.  I was a serious packaging machine this morning.  Pretty packages are the best packages.

Thanks for stopping by.  Thanks for taking time out of your day to sit for a bit and read my nonsense.  It means the world.

Happy Tuesday!