Today I’m planning on chilling out. Like Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style. We have a pretty not-very-exciting day planned, minus one doctor’s appointment today due to a mishap that involved a rope lowering a storm trooper over our stair railing and someone slipping on our floors in their socks. It was a total fluke. But I digress.
So my game plan for the day…get our chill on…make cookies…we’re totally having pizza for dinner and not the kind that takes any amount of work, but instead the kind that’s $5 and already cooked and waiting for you at Little Caesers…God bless Little Caesers. I’m making all little Kelley boys take a nap so I can get my create on…I’m going to eat said cookies we are going to make…I talk a lot about eating sweets on here don’t I…geesh. Let’s see. I think we’ll watch a movie…maybe go fishing. Play the lottery…I bet Huddy would pick winning numbers…I kid. Kind of. I digress, again.
You get it…today is one for a whole lot of good nothingness. My mind is zonked. I tried to think of a cool or fun or enlightening post for today and I came up completely empty headed. I’m done for the week…and that’s just how I’m rollin’. So I leave you with this Friday Fun Fact…a list of things Amon has put in our toilet since Huddy stood on the top of it to try and reach his toothpaste and cracked the top of the toilet seat in half and the repercussion is there has been no lid to close keeping Amon from the watery goodness he so loves and apparently none of us…not myself, Josh, Harper, Huddy or Sol can remember to close the bathroom door and therefore when you realize Amon is quiet, turns out he’s either A) sticking anything and everything in the toilet or B) asleep under the kitchen table. Without further ado…
-His hands. I may have even watched in horror as he licked them one time after doing so. Not a proud mom moment. I was overwhelmed with mortification and then feeling really sorry for this 4th child.
-His large stuffed Simba lion.
-$22 Bare Minerals make-up brush. Busted him swirling that baby around in 2 Kelley boys morning urine. Did you just throw up a bit? I tossed it and upon checking out at Ulta with my new one I learned it was a twenty-two flippin’ dollar brush. Who knew. Clearly not me.
-Toilet paper roll.
-My hairbrush. Which again with the morning urine. I need to teach my boys how to flush.
-And a mini M&M tube.
He did some serious toilet dunking in a short amount of no-toilet-lid time. Don’t be fooled by his adorable face…he takes mischief to a whole new level.
And I’m peacing out. See you guys Monday. Enjoy the long weekend.